One of Britain's new blow-wave comedians.

 

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  • John finally stayed on England's shores after repeated attempts by the authorities to deport him to France.
    This is mainly because John is English.
    John specialises in hair-dresser humour.
    John knows how to run fast.

    John specialises in political humour.
    John knows how to vote - he has run voting workshops in Florida.

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    John specialises in toilet humour.
    John is an appropriate name in the States.

     
    John will pick his best material for your event.
    John nose his stuff.

     

    John's humour reflects life.
    John reads the Daily Mirror

    John is bored.
    To book John, mail me, Issac Hunt
     
    Please note: Due to lack of experience John does not do humour of a sexual nature. However, he is working on it and in the mean time is pursuing a solo career.