What is a blonde?

One of Britain's new blow-wave comedians.

I knew a blonde who was so stupid that ...

she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.'
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.
she sold the car for petrol money.
when she saw a sign saying "Under 18 not admitted", she went home and got 17 friends.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

..and for the USA