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LEARN MANCUNIAN.

Examples:

  1. INTITOT - Isn't it hot

  2. GERROFWIFUT - Would you be so kind as to stop standing on my foot

  3. GIUZIT - Please give it to me

  4. SUMMATSUPEER - Something appears to be happening OR Something appears to be wrong

  5. THALAFTA GERA NEWUN - You are going to have to purchase a new one


Now it's your turn.

RULES A prize of £1.00 will be awarded to the first all-correct entry that has the funniest translations. Marks will be awarded for humour and for not worrying the horses. Anyone born north of Watford is not excluded unless they win.
 

  1. GERRITETTAN

  2. SMARRERWEEIM

  3. YAMPG0RRIT

  4. EEZ GOOINOOAM

  5. PUPRAMINEER

  6. EESEZITINTIN BURRABERRITIZ

  7. LERRUS GERRUS ANDSWESHT

  8. SUMONEMZ GORRAGERROFF

  9. WIV G0RRA GERRUS IMBUX

  10. THAMUN GERRIT LERNT

  11. OWZEENO

  12. ABERRITINTERZ

  13. CORFORUS ARPASTATE ITMORNIN

  14. LERRER GERONTBUS

  15. EESEZEEANTADDIT

  16. ATELDIM BURREEWUNT LISSEN

  17. LERRIM PURRIZATON

  18. GERRARRY TERGITHI ANDWEEIT

  19. MIDADZ GORRAJAG

  20. CANT CUMTOWAROWSE TUNNEET