Become a Minister

Minister John Thomas has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!

BE ORDAINED NOW!

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

WEDDINGS

MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!
Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

FUNERALS

A very hard time for you and your family
Don't settle for a minister you don't know!
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

BAPTISMS

You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR UNCLE! THAT WILL BE $100 THANK YOU"
What a special way to welcome a child of God.

FORGIVENESS OF SINS

The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for centuries (remember the Inquisition)
**Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and willingness to change for the better!

SAVE FALLEN WOMEN

I have saved many fallen women and have had great pleasure from doing so.

VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES

Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in need!
Preach the Word to those who have strayed from the flock.
Whip the sinners back into the fold.

WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??

After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation and get massive tax allowances and reductions on the ~~earnings~~ offerings from your congregation.

At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate costs. Right? Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth. Considering the value of becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth $10m. Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost that much. Not even close! My goal is to make this life changing program affordable so average folks can benefit from the power of it.

Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going to receive your Minister Certification for under $3m ... Not even $2m ... You are going to receive the entire life-changing course for only $1m.

For only $1m you will receive:

1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate in colour, with gold seal (Certificate professionally printed by an ink press)
Proof of Minister Certification in your name
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