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My Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may
be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember:
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying
to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my
middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen | 