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This page is devoted to quotes that were never said

   
Queen Victoria I pissed myself.
John Thomas I'll buy the next round.
John Thomas No thanks, I've just had a half.
   

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Melissa: Put your heart and soul in everything you do
 

Mili Reynolds: When your born your crying and everyone around you is smiling.But when you die everyone else is crying and you are smiling.