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Poems my nurse taught me
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear.
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bear.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you di#khead.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said "Fu*k him, He's only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out ! to play,
He kissed them too, he's queer that way.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
And now they have a son.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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